Me and Drakes first date
Drake: And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
Me: Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
Drake: That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
Me: I am very afraid of the dark.
Drake: A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
Me: ... Are you getting smart with me?
Me: *loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
Drake: ... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
Me: You pickin up the tab?
Me: *puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.
If you’re too good for resin
I’m too good for you
please stop playing league of legends
Elvis Presley? They have a point. When you say it's a black thing it's like it's unexpected that a black person is capable of anything.
lol no, that’s your interpretation. have you seen the state of “low income” neighborhoods in chicago currently? when its shit like that i don’t see yall out here taking collective accountability or making an effort to change the tide. even worse, when negative reports come out comment sections are filled with “niggers” remarks
but let a nigga do something positive and it goes from that to “its no black excellence its human excellence” real quick. how come you distance yourself from the negative but jump in when its time to take credit?
i don’t care for the most part, i just asked if they were about to do that because they coulda let the post rock instead of turning it into something potentially polemical but alas
referring to this post